College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
~ David Wood (November 30, 1964 - April 21, 2002)
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The fire sirens from way outside are crowning me queen of Migraine Town.
~ Chuck Palahniuk (February 21, 1961 - )
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What services in town can we do without? The only way may be to cut back on services.
~ Mary Bigelow
[Referring to why the ghost town is built so far away] Because they're stupid! That's why everybody does anything
~ Homer Simpson (May 10, 1955 - )
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The town is just dead.
~ Lisa Phillips
New York critics - I hear when one of them watched A Star Is Born, he talked back to the screen.
~ Barbra Streisand (April 24, 1942 - )
Jack pitched well but the problem was walks. His pitch count was high and we needed to get him out.
~ Sean Economou
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to a job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house that you leave empty all day in order to afford to live in it.
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