People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here, Knobhead?
When you're involved in an accident and someone asks, "Are you alright?" Yes, fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks, that's an image I really didn't need.
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Art is contemplation. It is the pleasure of the mind which searches into nature and which there divines the spirit of which Nature herself is animated.
~ Auguste Rodin (November 12, 1840 - November 17, 1917)