Only three things in life are certain birth, death and change
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
(December 25, 1899 - January 14, 1957)
It is not a secret if it is known by three people.
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
(December 21, 1804 - April 19, 1881)
Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.
(May 01, 1672 - June 17, 1719)
Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.
I tolerate this century but I don't enjoy it.
"A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer."