This method of suffocating the chickens in polythene bags is easier and more humane than slitting their throat or strangling them.
~ Shehu Bawa
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
~ Rodney Dangerfield (November 22, 1921 - October 05, 2004)
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~ Claudette Colbert (September 13, 1903 - July 30, 1996)
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