A hot dog at the ball park is better than steak at the Ritz.
~ Humphrey Bogart (December 25, 1899 - January 14, 1957)
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I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed.
~ Mitch Hedberg (February 24, 1968 - March 29, 2005)
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Before you kill something make sure you have something better to replace it with; something better than political opportunist slamming hate horse shit in the public park.
~ Charles Bukowski (August 16, 1920 - March 10, 1994)
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We have more kids who can hit the ball out of the park. They're probably more of a small-ball team than we are.
~ Clay McCammon
Experience tells anyone that it's not going to be used that way. Parents use it to park their kids in front of the TV so they can get things done.
~ Michael Rich
There's not one piece of evidence that connects Dr. Al-Arian to this.
~ William Moffitt
The states have a total of $80 billion in deficit spending. What are they going to have to do? Well, they are either going to have to cut programs, which will drag the economy down, or they are going to have to raise taxes, which will drag the economy down.
~ Charles Schumer
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
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