It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the long-range effects of our national stupidity
~ Frank Zappa (December 21, 1940 - December 04, 1993)
Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.
~ Karl Kraus (April 28, 1874 - June 12, 1936)