He had mittens, Minjekahwun, Magic mittens made of deer-skin; When upon his hands he wore them, He could smite the rocks asunder, He could grind them into powder
~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (February 27, 1807 - March 24, 1882)
Quotes on: Magic
After 15 years of marriage, nothing says "Thanks for all the blowjobs" like a pair of mittens for Christmas.
~ Jules Carlysle - Famous Canadian Author & Humorist
Reaching out to help others is a great way for children to learn to become responsible. Younger children may not understand the concept of social responsibility, but they will understand the importance of collecting mittens for children who have nothing to keep their hands warm in the winter.
~ Jacqui Rivait
I have to be warm, so I'll wear mittens at home with layers of socks. I'd like to wear a nice suit or dress, but I can't because I want to be comfortable.
~ Cheryl Stewart
The assortments weren't there when cold weather snapped back, and shoppers were curious about something other than a bikini to match their mittens.
~ Richard Hastings
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
~ Stephen Wright (December 06, 1955 - )
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Our battle back then did have something to do with preserving the United States as we know it today.
~ Manuel Flores
Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.
Winnie the Pooh
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