He had mittens, Minjekahwun, Magic mittens made of deer-skin; When upon his hands he wore them, He could smite the rocks asunder, He could grind them into powder
~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (February 27, 1807 - March 24, 1882)
Quotes on: Magic
After 15 years of marriage, nothing says "Thanks for all the blowjobs" like a pair of mittens for Christmas.
~ Jules Carlysle - Famous Canadian Author & Humorist
Reaching out to help others is a great way for children to learn to become responsible. Younger children may not understand the concept of social responsibility, but they will understand the importance of collecting mittens for children who have nothing to keep their hands warm in the winter.
~ Jacqui Rivait
I have to be warm, so I'll wear mittens at home with layers of socks. I'd like to wear a nice suit or dress, but I can't because I want to be comfortable.
~ Cheryl Stewart
The assortments weren't there when cold weather snapped back, and shoppers were curious about something other than a bikini to match their mittens.
~ Richard Hastings
My role is just to be the guy in the middle of the line-up and knock in some runs. I'd say I'll have around 20 this year. Actually, make it 30.
~ Tim Puckett
Always be aware of any helpful item that weighs less than it's operating manual.
~ Terry Pratchett (April 28, 1948 - )
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