Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
~ Dr. Seuss (March 02, 1904 - September 24, 1991)
I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?
~ Victor Borge (January 03, 1909 - December 23, 2000)