My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
(November 01, 1972 - )
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat.
(June 12, 1892 - June 18, 1982)
He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner
(October 23, 1925 - January 23, 2005)
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
(November 11, 1922 - )
Obviously, I got into this (being an assistant coach) knowing I wanted to take over either here or somewhere else. I was not expecting it to be this early in my career, but it was one I couldn't pass up.
All sports must be treated on the basis of equality.
Pierre de Coubertin
(January 01, 1863 - September 02, 1937)
Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.
George Bernard Shaw