My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
(November 01, 1972 - )
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat.
(June 12, 1892 - June 18, 1982)
He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner
(October 23, 1925 - January 23, 2005)
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
(November 11, 1922 - )
Some men are wearing the perfume ... but men are there to buy it for their wives, girlfriends, mothers, aunts, sister or their boyfriends ... I don't ask questions,
Sarah Jessica Parker
(March 25, 1965 - )
Freddy T is back. He's 100 percent again. Before, he was pressing and trying to make things happen. Now, he looks good. I'm proud of him.
So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.