My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
(November 01, 1972 - )
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat.
(June 12, 1892 - June 18, 1982)
He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner
(October 23, 1925 - January 23, 2005)
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
(November 11, 1922 - )
There is no substitute for training, no matter how you slice it.
All around worst games of the season. Mental mistakes, inability to pass and no transition were all factors in the Royals' loss.
To do is to be.