My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
(November 01, 1972 - )
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat.
(June 12, 1892 - June 18, 1982)
He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner
(October 23, 1925 - January 23, 2005)
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
(November 11, 1922 - )
Our visit here has been spectacular. Everybody here has been friendly. In a time of conflict and crisis, I didn't know what to expect.
(April 23, 1977 - )
As a quarterback, you have to be a leader. People don't know, but there's a lot of different things that can happen. It might look like it's one guy's fault when it's another guy's fault.
We shall not cease from exploration and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started... and know the place for the first time.