My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
(November 01, 1972 - )
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat.
(June 12, 1892 - June 18, 1982)
He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner
(October 23, 1925 - January 23, 2005)
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
(November 11, 1922 - )
What I've heard is that he doesn't have a lot of heart. If I don't like what I see, I'll say, 'Hey, you can't let guys run over you.'
If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.
(January 17, 1706 - April 17, 1790)
Coffee and love are best when they are hot