My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
(November 01, 1972 - )
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat.
(June 12, 1892 - June 18, 1982)
He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner
(October 23, 1925 - January 23, 2005)
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
(November 11, 1922 - )
Eastern positioned themselves well in both overtimes. At that time there were two very tired teams on the field, but we stayed mentally tough. Our effort was fantastic throughout the weekend.
(August 19, 1942 - )
Love is a spirit all compact of fire
(April 26, 1564 - April 23, 1616)
I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than all the rest of men, but yet sets less value on his own opinions of himself than on the opinions of others