My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
(November 01, 1972 - )
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat.
(June 12, 1892 - June 18, 1982)
He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner
(October 23, 1925 - January 23, 2005)
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
(November 11, 1922 - )
I was thinking more about our eight-game losing streak.
This was the time of training, when you were learning your craft, and I don't think that you can work too hard at that particular time.
(May 20, 1908 - July 02, 1997)
They sicken of the calm, who know the storm