My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
(November 01, 1972 - )
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat.
(June 12, 1892 - June 18, 1982)
He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner
(October 23, 1925 - January 23, 2005)
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
(November 11, 1922 - )
Censorship in any form is the enemy of creativity, since it cuts off the life blood of creativity: ideas.
I like your silence, it the more shows off your wonder.
(April 26, 1564 - April 23, 1616)
The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.