My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
(November 01, 1972 - )
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat.
(June 12, 1892 - June 18, 1982)
He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner
(October 23, 1925 - January 23, 2005)
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
(November 11, 1922 - )
When was last time you had to take $100 out of your savings account and you walked into a bank and waited in line for a teller to serve you? It's a matter of just going to the ATM and taking care of it, and that's about the way it is with these.
The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything -- and it works.
(November 03, 1971 - )
When the rich make war it's the poor that die