RELIGION, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
"What is your religion my son?" inquired the Archbishop of Rheims.
"Pardon, monseigneur," replied Rochebriant; "I am ashamed of it."
"Then why do you not become an atheist?"
"Impossible! I should be ashamed of atheism."
"In that case, monsieur, you should join the Protestants."
~ Ambrose Bierce (July 24, 1842 - January 11, 1914)
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I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you can’t recall it, forget it).
~ Goodman Ace (January 15, 1899 - March 25, 1982)