Taxation is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo. And I'm afraid to say, that these days, all I'm getting is moo.
~ Terry Pratchett (April 28, 1948 - )
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Why are you having a normal conversation with him? This is a dairy farmer dressed as a woman.
~ Simon Cowell (October 07, 1959 - )
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In the final blow to our nation's hard working dairy farmers, the president's budget calls for the U.S. Department of Agriculture to adjust the price support program to keep costs at a minimum. This means producers will lose additional leverage of their safety net.
~ Tom Buis
Many of our small dairy-farmer customers have either retired or sold their operations to larger producers. Consequently, the customer base for our agricultural-implement lines has declined dramatically.
~ William Gehl
We are certainly encouraged by the [state's] interest in the long-term leasing of the dairy farm.
~ Rod Gibbons (June 25, 1949 - )
We were one of the first manufacturers to be sub-$1,000. But more than the price point, what you get for that price is important.
~ Candice Dobra
If you're really a true leader, this is the time when you should identify yourself with what's happening in America and be part of it.
~ Partha Banerjee
Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.
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