Taxation is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo. And I'm afraid to say, that these days, all I'm getting is moo.
~ Terry Pratchett (April 28, 1948 - )
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Why are you having a normal conversation with him? This is a dairy farmer dressed as a woman.
~ Simon Cowell (October 07, 1959 - )
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In the final blow to our nation's hard working dairy farmers, the president's budget calls for the U.S. Department of Agriculture to adjust the price support program to keep costs at a minimum. This means producers will lose additional leverage of their safety net.
~ Tom Buis
Many of our small dairy-farmer customers have either retired or sold their operations to larger producers. Consequently, the customer base for our agricultural-implement lines has declined dramatically.
~ William Gehl
We are certainly encouraged by the [state's] interest in the long-term leasing of the dairy farm.
~ Rod Gibbons (June 25, 1949 - )
Money speaks sense in a language all nations understand.
~ Aphra Behn ( - April 16, 1689)
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Our state is one of the fastest growing and the most naturally diverse in the United States, ... Our mountains and beaches bring the visitors, and our universities, technology and industries draw the residents. Without clean air, the innovation and natural beauty are ruined.
~ Roy Cooper
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
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