Taxation is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo. And I'm afraid to say, that these days, all I'm getting is moo.
~ Terry Pratchett (April 28, 1948 - )
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Why are you having a normal conversation with him? This is a dairy farmer dressed as a woman.
~ Simon Cowell (October 07, 1959 - )
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In the final blow to our nation's hard working dairy farmers, the president's budget calls for the U.S. Department of Agriculture to adjust the price support program to keep costs at a minimum. This means producers will lose additional leverage of their safety net.
~ Tom Buis
Many of our small dairy-farmer customers have either retired or sold their operations to larger producers. Consequently, the customer base for our agricultural-implement lines has declined dramatically.
~ William Gehl
A lot of farmers that call me, this is their last hope more or less it's either this works or they're gonna have to quit dairy farming.
~ Scott Ertl
No woman ever hates a man for being in love with her, but many a woman hate a man for being a friend to her.
~ Alexander Pope (May 21, 1688 - May 30, 1744)
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It's a sad day. But he should be proud. He's had a career a lot of people would love to have. ... He's a smart guy with a lot of pride and it's never an easy decision.
~ Mike Hargrove
Writing is the only thing that, when I do it, I don't feel I should be doing something else.
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