Taxation is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo. And I'm afraid to say, that these days, all I'm getting is moo.
~ Terry Pratchett (April 28, 1948 - )
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Why are you having a normal conversation with him? This is a dairy farmer dressed as a woman.
~ Simon Cowell (October 07, 1959 - )
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In the final blow to our nation's hard working dairy farmers, the president's budget calls for the U.S. Department of Agriculture to adjust the price support program to keep costs at a minimum. This means producers will lose additional leverage of their safety net.
~ Tom Buis
Many of our small dairy-farmer customers have either retired or sold their operations to larger producers. Consequently, the customer base for our agricultural-implement lines has declined dramatically.
~ William Gehl
A lot of farmers that call me, this is their last hope more or less it's either this works or they're gonna have to quit dairy farming.
~ Scott Ertl
Mere unbelief in a personal God is no philosophy at all
~ Albert Einstein (March 14, 1879 - April 18, 1955)
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A long shot, Watson, a very long shot!
~ Arthur Conan Doyle, Sr. (May 22, 1859 - July 07, 1930)
Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.
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