Taxation is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo. And I'm afraid to say, that these days, all I'm getting is moo.
~ Terry Pratchett (April 28, 1948 - )
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Why are you having a normal conversation with him? This is a dairy farmer dressed as a woman.
~ Simon Cowell (October 07, 1959 - )
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In the final blow to our nation's hard working dairy farmers, the president's budget calls for the U.S. Department of Agriculture to adjust the price support program to keep costs at a minimum. This means producers will lose additional leverage of their safety net.
~ Tom Buis
Many of our small dairy-farmer customers have either retired or sold their operations to larger producers. Consequently, the customer base for our agricultural-implement lines has declined dramatically.
~ William Gehl
A lot of farmers that call me, this is their last hope more or less it's either this works or they're gonna have to quit dairy farming.
~ Scott Ertl
She is like the mother I always wished I had. Which is funny, because when I was in sixth grade, I told her I wished she was my mom, and now she kind of is.
~ Kim Sherrod
The difficulty, of course, is that with but one single object we can come up with a large number of plausible ways to get it there, but we have no way of proving any one of them. The solution is to go out and find more of these distant objects.
~ Mike Brown
(Child abuse) is something that's not talked about. It's the dirty little secret. There is the immediate damage, but there is also the damage that it does down the road. It's the baggage that you carry. It's not here and today, it's tomorrow.
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