Taxation is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo. And I'm afraid to say, that these days, all I'm getting is moo.
~ Terry Pratchett (April 28, 1948 - )
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Why are you having a normal conversation with him? This is a dairy farmer dressed as a woman.
~ Simon Cowell (October 07, 1959 - )
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In the final blow to our nation's hard working dairy farmers, the president's budget calls for the U.S. Department of Agriculture to adjust the price support program to keep costs at a minimum. This means producers will lose additional leverage of their safety net.
~ Tom Buis
Many of our small dairy-farmer customers have either retired or sold their operations to larger producers. Consequently, the customer base for our agricultural-implement lines has declined dramatically.
~ William Gehl
We are certainly encouraged by the [state's] interest in the long-term leasing of the dairy farm.
~ Rod Gibbons (June 25, 1949 - )
We're still growing and developing. We're a work in progress but I was especially pleased with how some of our younger players came off the bench and performed so well for us on this trip.
~ Greg Ryan
The blame for the current state of the fire services must fall squarely on the mayor.
~ Helen Zille
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Hunter S. Thompson
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