All are not saints who go to church
Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.
Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from
(October 05, 1879 - June 02, 1951)
We sing in a church, why can we not dance there?
George Bernard Shaw
(July 26, 1856 - November 02, 1950)
People go to church for the same reasons they go to a tavern: to stupefy themselves, to forget their misery, to imagine themselves, for a few minutes anyway, free and happy
(May 30, 1814 - June 13, 1876)
You hire an experienced surgeon and he'll use the device that gives him or her the best results.
Dr. Robert Maloney
We dominated the game once again, but couldn't get the win.
Tré: I don't understand a word of what Billie just said, so I will just talk about chickens.