A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
~ Groucho Marx (October 02, 1890 - August 19, 1977)
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It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.
~ Charles Pierce (July 14, 1926 - May 31, 1999)
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats
~ Henry Louis Mencken (September 12, 1880 - January 29, 1956)
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It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.
~ Charlie Brown
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
~ Miss Piggy
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Worshippers of the demigods go to the demigods, the worshippers of the ancestors go to the ancestors, and the worshippers of the ghosts go to the ghosts, but My devotees come to Me (and are not born again).
~ Bhagavad Gita
A baptized Jew is a circumcised Christian
~ German Proverb
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common
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