A drug is neither moral nor immoral -- it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an asshole.
~ Frank Zappa (December 21, 1940 - December 04, 1993)
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If you act like an asshole one night, (you) might not remember it. But we will.
~ Rob Lorenc
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Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an anti-gay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.
~ Judy Carter
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Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.
~ Eminem (October 17, 1972 - )
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
~ Robin Williams (July 21, 1952 - )
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Yesterday he felt a little twinge in his knee. It was pretty well localized to the bottom end of his kneecap, in the patellar tendon.
~ Robert Shivley
The common idea that success spoils people by making them vain, egotistic and self-complacent is erroneous; on the contrary it makes them, for the most part, humble, tolerant and kind.
~ William Somerset Maugham (January 25, 1874 - December 16, 1965)
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Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
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