A drug is neither moral nor immoral -- it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an asshole.
~ Frank Zappa (December 21, 1940 - December 04, 1993)
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If you act like an asshole one night, (you) might not remember it. But we will.
~ Rob Lorenc
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Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an anti-gay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.
~ Judy Carter
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Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.
~ Eminem (October 17, 1972 - )
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Some asshole kept throwing oranges and other fruit at me while I was onstage. Fucker had an arm like a major league pitcher...
Earth took her shining station as a star, In Heaven's dark hall, high up the crowd of worlds.
~ Christian Nevell Bovee
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
~ George Carlin (May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008)
Quotes on: Humanity
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All The Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas
Layin' In The Sun,
Talkin' 'Bout The Things
They Woulda-Coulda-Shoulda Done...
But All Those Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas
All Ran Away And Hid
From One Little Did.
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