A drug is neither moral nor immoral -- it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an asshole.
~ Frank Zappa (December 21, 1940 - December 04, 1993)
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If you act like an asshole one night, (you) might not remember it. But we will.
~ Rob Lorenc
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Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an anti-gay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.
~ Judy Carter
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Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.
~ Eminem (October 17, 1972 - )
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Some asshole kept throwing oranges and other fruit at me while I was onstage. Fucker had an arm like a major league pitcher...
[Monty] Woolley reduced the nurse in The Man Who Came to Dinner to the potency of a pound of wet Kleenex. It was probably the best thing that had happened to the art of the insult since the Medicis stopped talking in the 16th century.
~ Richard Severo
The moment an ill can be patiently handled, it is disarmed of its poison, though not of its pain.
~ Henry Ward Beecher (June 24, 1813 - March 08, 1887)
Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.
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