A drug is neither moral nor immoral -- it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an asshole.
~ Frank Zappa (December 21, 1940 - December 04, 1993)
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If you act like an asshole one night, (you) might not remember it. But we will.
~ Rob Lorenc
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Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an anti-gay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.
~ Judy Carter
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Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.
~ Eminem (October 17, 1972 - )
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
~ Robin Williams (July 21, 1952 - )
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Be like a headland of rock on which the waves break incessantly; but it stands fast and around it the seething of the waters sink to rest
~ Marcus Aurelius (April 26, 0121 - March 17, 0180)
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We didn't run the bases well. Other teams take extra bases on us, but we haven't got our heads up enough to see that. ... They want to watch the play instead of seeing that third base is open, and they better take that.
~ Dave Gunn
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
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