Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So... get on your way.
Do or do not... there is no try.
Only as high as I reach can I grow, only as far as I seek can I go, only as deep as I look can I see, only as much as I dream can I be.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.
We love Ted. If he's interested, we'd love to involve him. For nothing else, he's great at a party.
99 bottles of Vicodin...
So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.