Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.
Winnie the Pooh
I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.
Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Why do you climb philosophical hills? Because they are worth climbing. There are no hills to go down unless you start from the top.
(October 13, 1925 - )
The audience likes to be brought into the act a little so we try to bring them into the act. Other than that, these are really fun nights.
When a girl goes bad--men go right after her.