A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.
Babies are such a nice way to start people
Sharks: [reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Domestic demand is starting to see signs of good improvement. We will still get a good return from Japan.
An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.
(July 29, 1878 - December 29, 1937)
I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.