A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.
Babies are such a nice way to start people
Sharks: [reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
I park at least half the time in neighborhoods surrounding it because the parking lots on campus are full to the max. Even there, it's bumper to bumper.
Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true.