You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.
~ Dr. Seuss
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
~ Charles M. Schulz, ~ Charlie Brown
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
~ Groucho Marx
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
~ Calvin & Hobbes
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The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
~ Dan Castellaneta (July 10, 1958 - ), ~ Homer Simpson (May 10, 1955 - )
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It seems like every time I turn around there's either somebody chasing somebody down the street with a knife or there's a shooting or something in this neighborhood.
~ Holly Elkins
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.
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