You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Charles M. Schulz
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Calvin & Hobbes
Easy come, easy go
Dogs are like potato chips – you can’t have just one.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.