You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Charles M. Schulz
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Calvin & Hobbes
[Registering a] 10 ... It isn't yet 17th-century Dutch tulip mania, but there's a lot of people around here excited about [Weis'] start.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it