You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Charles M. Schulz
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Calvin & Hobbes
The beauty of "spacing" children many years apart lies in the fact that parents have time to learn the mistakes that were made with the older ones - which permits them to make exactly the opposite mistakes with the younger ones.
Sydney J. Harris
The readers and the hearers like my books, But yet some writers cannot them digest; But what care I? For when I make a feast I would my guests should praise it, not the cooks
(July 23, 1882 - September 09, 1945)
I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.