I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them sam I am.
She looks like something that would eat its young
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
Winnie the Pooh
If you can't, you must. If you must, you can.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Progress is what happens when impossibility yields to necessity.
Arnold H. Glasgow
Sex is like washing your face - just something you do because you have to. Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it.
(September 20, 1934 - )
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.