Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
Calvin & Hobbes
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Who was the first guy that looked at a cow and said, 'I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?'
During the Christmas season, certain online search engine costs increased significantly over the prior year, and as such we made the decision not to pursue the resulting high-cost order volume.
He's been very impressive. He's played everywhere, and he did all right at shortstop. We have to get him playing third a little more. That's the position he has played the least.
In politics... never retreat, never retract... never admit a mistake.