Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
Calvin & Hobbes
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Who was the first guy that looked at a cow and said, 'I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?'
I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
(August 16, 1920 - March 10, 1994)
Women of quality are so civil, you can hardly distinguish love from good breeding.
(March 28, 1640 - January 01, 1716)
While women weep, as they do now, I'll fight; while children go hungry, as they do now I'll fight; while men go to prison, in and out, in and out, as they do now, I'll fight; while there is a drunkard left, while there is a poor lost girl upon the streets, while there remains one dark soul without the light of God, I'll fight, I'll fight to the very end!