Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
Calvin & Hobbes
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Who was the first guy that looked at a cow and said, 'I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?'
Now what to do. My heart has been bruised. So sad but it's true. Each beat reminds me of you.
(December 18, 1980 - )
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
Don't try to fix the students, fix ourselves first. The good teacher makes the poor student good and the good student superior. When our students fail, we, as teachers, too, have failed.