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Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't
~ Bart Simpson, ~ Nancy Cartwright
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It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than you have.
~ Bart Simpson, ~ Matt Groening
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I never thought it was humanly possible, but this both sucks and blows.
~ Bart Simpson
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I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
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Dad, thanks to TV, I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem. Ha, ha, ha! What're we laughing about?
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The purpose of polite behavior is never virtuous. Deceit, surrender, and concealment: these are not virtues. The goal of the mannerly is comfort, per se.
~ June Jordan
There is little place in the political scheme of things for an independent, creative personality, for a fighter. Anyone who takes that role must pay a price.
~ Shirley Chisholm (November 30, 1924 - )
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to a job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house that you leave empty all day in order to afford to live in it.
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