Related quotes by: Film characters, view all...
Bart Simpson in Wikipedia
Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't
~ Bart Simpson, ~ Nancy Cartwright
Quotes on: Life, Paradox
Waves: life, misc, My Funny Quotes, My quotes about life, Random
It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than you have.
~ Bart Simpson, ~ Matt Groening
Waves: life, My Funny Quotes, My quotes about life, Other, Random
I never thought it was humanly possible, but this both sucks and blows.
~ Bart Simpson
Waves: Funny, LAUGH, My Funny Quotes, My Quotes, THINKING
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
Waves: Funny, Simpson quotes, Simpsons, Television, The Simpsons
Dad, thanks to TV, I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem. Ha, ha, ha! What're we laughing about?
Waves: Humor, Simpsons, The Simpsons, TV quotes
I've accomplished all of my personal goals but there is one team goal left. I want another state championship.
~ Inger Hodgson
The process of bidding for the Olympic Games is more competitive than ever. We want to be efficient, and we want to be smart, and we want to be sure that if we elect to go forward that the city we would lead into the process would have a chance to be competitive.
~ Darryl Seibel
The best proof of love is trust.
Dr. Joyce Brothers
quotesea.com © 2014