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Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't
~ Bart Simpson, ~ Nancy Cartwright
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It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than you have.
~ Bart Simpson, ~ Matt Groening
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I never thought it was humanly possible, but this both sucks and blows.
~ Bart Simpson
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I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
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Dad, thanks to TV, I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem. Ha, ha, ha! What're we laughing about?
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If a woman hasn't got a tiny streak of harlot in her, she's a dry stick as a rule
~ D.H. Lawrence (September 11, 1885 - March 02, 1930)
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They determined it was a third-degree separation, three ligament tears. I go back to the doctor in two weeks to see.
~ Brittani Nichols
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
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