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Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't
~ Bart Simpson, ~ Nancy Cartwright
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It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than you have.
~ Bart Simpson, ~ Matt Groening
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I never thought it was humanly possible, but this both sucks and blows.
~ Bart Simpson
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I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
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Dad, thanks to TV, I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem. Ha, ha, ha! What're we laughing about?
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Do you think when two representatives holding diametrically opposing views get together and shake hands, the contradictions between our systems will simply melt away? What kind of a daydream is that?
~ Nikita Khrushchev (April 15, 1894 - September 11, 1971)
We pretty much got the game that we thought we would get from them. They put the ball in play and made us work for it.
~ Greg Dierks
Experience is the best teacher.
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