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Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't
~ Bart Simpson, ~ Nancy Cartwright
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It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than you have.
~ Bart Simpson, ~ Matt Groening
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I never thought it was humanly possible, but this both sucks and blows.
~ Bart Simpson
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I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
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Dad, thanks to TV, I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem. Ha, ha, ha! What're we laughing about?
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I feel like we're going to be together a very long time. He lives actually about a mile from my coach in Palm Springs, so it's good karma I think. He's a tremendous asset to me, and I'm glad he came to work for me. I think we make an unbelievable team.
~ Cristie Kerr
Violence shall no more be heard in thy land, wasting nor destruction within thy borders; but thou shalt call thy walls Salvation, and thy gates Praise.
~ The Bible
Part of me is afraid to get close to people because I'm afraid that they're going to leave.
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