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Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't
~ Bart Simpson, ~ Nancy Cartwright
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It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than you have.
~ Bart Simpson, ~ Matt Groening
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I never thought it was humanly possible, but this both sucks and blows.
~ Bart Simpson
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I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
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Dad, thanks to TV, I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem. Ha, ha, ha! What're we laughing about?
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I'd as soon listen to dried peas in a bladder, as listen to your thoughts.
~ William Butler Yeats (June 13, 1865 - January 28, 1939)
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A man's as miserable as he thinks he is.
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It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge.
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