I drink therefore I am.
W. C. Fields
(January 29, 1880 - December 25, 1946)
I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.)
It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never even thanked her.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink it.
We think pretty much along the same line. That is what surprised me when he decided to run.
I grew up on old music. I'm just not really into the new stuff.
(June 27, 1986 - )
Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
P. J. O'Rourke