Can anyone picture God telling, taking, or enjoying a good joke? The idea is laughable. The Devil, on the other hand, laughs with demonic mirth, is possessed of a sardonic wit, and his eyes hold a glint of wicked bemusement. The farthest God, in his popular image, ever strays from sobriety is a beneficent smile. Satan sniggers with fiendish scorn at God, who sits in his ivory tower emitting nary a chuckle.
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Governments exist to protect the rights of minorities. The loved and the rich need no protection: they have many friends and few enemies.
~ Wendell Phillips (November 29, 1811 - February 02, 1884)